God Rajinikanth And His Tales !!!

© Once Rajinikanth Decided To Nominate Himself For Gram Panchayat Elections. Next day, He Was Declared As President Of India.


© Normal Blood Pressure - 120/80. 
Rajinikanth's Blood Pressure- ∞/√(-1)

God Rajinikanth And His Tales !!!

© Big-Bang Was Actually Rajinikanth's HAND-GRENADE !!

© Rajinikanth Gives Subsidy to Government To Buy Petrol For Him.

© Once Rajinikanth Cursed a Man " Go To Hell !!". Today, That Man Is Known As "YAMRAAJ"

© Once Someone Stolen Rajinikanth's Pocket Diary. Today That Diary Is Known As " ENCYCLOPAEDIA" 

God Rajinikanth And His Tales !!!

© Rajinikanth Can Kill A Living Room !!

© One Can Download Anything From Internet, But Rajinikanth Can Download The Whole Internet .

© Rajinikanth Has Madam Tussauds's Statue In His Home.. Mind IT!!

God Rajinikanth And His Tales !!!

©   Steam Engine Was Invented By James Watt, But Steam Itself Was Invented By Rajinikanth.

©   Once When Rajinikanth Paid His Electricity Bill, His Bank Got Insolvent, And Reliance Shares Boosted.

God Rajinikanth And His Tales !!!

©   Once, When Rajinikanth Was A Small Boy, He Threw Some Pebbles Into The Sky, Today Those Pebbles Are Known As PLANETS.

©   Once,  In North India Rajinikanth Made Some Clay Articles. Today Those Articles Are Known As HIMALAYAS.

©   During The Season Of July- August, Rajinikanth Actually Cleans His Water Tank.

©   No One Ever Gave The Answer That Who Let The Dogs Out, Because It Was Rajinikanth Who Let Them Out.